dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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