whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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