Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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