Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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