you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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