I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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