The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have aggressive nipples.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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