You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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