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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole

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  There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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  I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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  Tie

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• (845): View more from New York

  Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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  I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Don't worry. I has chaperone.

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• (909): View more from California

  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?

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