i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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