Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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