doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
