Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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