drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
