Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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