This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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