...so i touched it.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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