whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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