In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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