This girl is more easily done than said...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i think i just lost a toe
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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