Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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