I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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