Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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