he puts the penis in happiness.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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