Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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