her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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