How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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