they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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