i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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