Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
