Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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