you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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