Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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