i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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