That's intense
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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