i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
