I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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