the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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