do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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