He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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