Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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