if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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