please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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