So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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