Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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