I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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