My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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