I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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