I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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