Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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