Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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