theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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