How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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